Last month while on clothing expedition, he selected from a shelf a pair of bold, pink flower-covered cotton pants and asked me to buy them for him. I heard a disembodied voice that could only be mine reply stiffly, “Let’s take a look at these pants. Do these look like boy pants, or girl pants?”
Those of you who "graduated" to Offbeat Mamahood after spending time as Offbeat Brides will appreciate this maternal twist on ye olde bridal inspiration board.... Welcome to this week's installment of Offbeat Mama's controversial exercise in friendly male objectification! This time, I present you with Andrew, who may have the... Rachel Denbow, crafty work-at-home Mama and super rad Smile and Wave blogger, came up with a quick'n easy bib tutorial that I knew you Offbeat Mamas and Papas would go gaga... A friend and I were out with our kids at a local – and purportedly kid friendly -attraction, where we were glared at, told in no uncertain terms to keep our kids quiet, and... You met Andrew in Alissa's post about "Who's watching the baby?" But today you get to know Andrew in a whole different, DILFier way. My son Aesop decided, a year ago, that for his fifth birthday he would have a Star wars party. From the moment his first episode of Star wars began, he was hooked. The weapons!... I'm not offended when I'm asked these questions, at least not for me. But I feel a little irked for Andrew. What, because he is a man the best he can do is "babysit" his child? |













